Originally written by J.R. Moores · 7 October 2016
Kaiser Chiefs
Stay Together
Label: Fiction Release Date: 07/10/2016
Ooh! Watching the critics grow queasy Copying Coldplay is easy Add EDM, oh so cheesy It’s not very dignified too (ooh!) We derided the mob on an old tune Then realised we still craved their testoons Now we court their approval like U2 I wish our singles could chart like Muse
I predict you’ll buy it! I predict you’ll buy it! I predict you’ll buy it! I predict you’ll buy it!
I took a lucrative gig on the TV Judging poor strangers for money Though I’m no Frankie Valli When I press hard on that button to spin round If they’re conventionally pretty I’m spellbound On the toilet circuit, should I be found But I’ve learned it’s avoidable
If there’s integrity left in here, I’d trade it for a long career
Sofa! One Show sofa! One Show sofa! Sofa! Aaaargh!
Ooh! This Brian Higgins production’s so sheeny It’s not very pretty I tell thee We’re like Girls Aloud, but more measly It’s no way respectable
I predict you’ll buy it! I predict you’ll buy it! I predict you’ll buy it! I predict you’ll buy it...
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