Originally written by Mike Diver · 10 January 2006
Elfin queen of Icelandic avant-pop Björk has been named the most eccentric star on the planet in a BBC poll. Well, whatever: I love her like tubby yanks love pork chops and maple syrup. (I don't want to eat her, you understand...)
The singer heads a top twenty list, which can be seen below. Her music was described by the compiling editor as 'quirky'. What a qunt.
1. Björk 2. Chris Eubank 3. David Icke 4. Tom Baker 5. Ozzy Osbourne 6. John McCririck 7. Patrick Moore =8. Vivienne Westwood =8. Sir Jimmy Savile 10. Uri Geller 11. Elton John 12. Clarissa Dickson-Wright 13. Ken Dodd 14. David Bellamy 15. Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall 16. Neil and Christine Hamilton 17. Zandra Rhodes 18. Adam Hart-Davies 19. Keith Floyd 20. Johnny Rotten
Vespertine is one of the most beautiful records ever made, and if you disagree then you ain't got no EARS, foo'.