Originally written by Mike Diver · 28 November 2003
Oooh, those cheeky cheapskates... what were they going to do, pay for more Gucci wares with teeny buttons? (Actually, the pair were off to a school, but the idea of them trying to pay their way with their own merchandise is far more entertaining). They've now hired bodyguards, just in case anyone is stupid enough to try to mug two unsuccessful pop 'stars' again.