Originally written by Mike Diver · 20 October 2006

Girls Aloud - they are not unattractive - reckon Pete Doherty's a bit rubbish. While they're not alone in thinking this, they are sort of famous, which is why The Times reported their slurs.

The group's Kimberly Walsh commented: "I guess that if you like brown teeth and mouldy fingers, he's your guy."

Oooh, what a bitch.

Fellow Alouder Nadine Coyle - she's the one that's Scottish or something - had a dig at the Babyshambles singer's musical ability:

"He's supposed to be this musical genius, but has anyone heard his singing? I've heard a Babyshambles album and it was like, 'What am I listening to!?' We could make a record that sounded like that, but could he make one that sounded like us?"

Yes, given the right songwriters, but could he wear a dress quite so well? No, probably not. Girls Aloud are in the press because they've a best-of album out soon, called The Sound Of Girls Aloud. It features the rubbish single 'Something Kinda Ooooh', and thankfully some good songs. Like that one about sex aids.

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