Originally written by Mike Diver · 14 February 2006
All mouth, no talent...
Hard-Fi singer Richard Archer has told The Star that the band will auction their Brit Award - if they win one - on eBay. DiS was unaware that there was a category this year for Blandest Clash Rip-Off of the Past 12 Months.
Each winning band apparently receives only one genuine statue, with any others being cheaper replicas. On hearing this news, Archer reportedly said: "Maybe we could melt it down and make four little ones?"
This was followed by: "Or, we’ll put it on eBay. It could pay for the first instalment on my hot tub. I like the idea of being showbiz and putting one in the garden.”
We like the idea of you fading into substandard indie obscurity, please...