Originally written by zzzzzz zzzzzz · 21 February 2008
Whilst the DiS brethren were mincing round a dank Dalston for Cadence Weapon, pop’s elite gathered like hens round a cornfeed, pecking viciously for seed at last nights BRIT AWARDS 2008. So, who went home with a contented belly?
Foo Fighters (who HILARIOUSLY quipped that they thought they were up for Newcomer) and Arctic Monkeys (who sniped at the Brit School darlings) managed to get a gut-full of crop with two awards each, whilst Girls Aloud and Leona Lewis went home hungry, the latter in spite of her four nominations.
Hosted by the Osbournes at Earl's Court, ohhh... let’s just get on with this, eh?
No. One more point. Anyone think that ‘Shine’ by Take That sounds just like a Mark Owen bastardisation of ‘Jenny & The Ess-Dog’ by Stephen Malkmus? Carrion..
WINNERS:
Best British Male Mark Ronson
Best British Female Kate Nash
Best British Album Arctic Monkeys - Favourite Worst Nightmare
Best British Group Arctic Monkeys
Best British Breakthrough Act Mika
Best British Live Act Take That
British single Take That - ‘Shine’
International Male Solo Artist Kanye West
International Female Solo Artist Kylie Minogue
International group Foo Fighters
International Album Foo Fighters - Echoes, Silence, Patience & Grace
Clips? Here’s Klaxons with Rihanna..
...Ronson/Adele/Merriweather/Winehouse...
...and a McCartney medley. "Are you rocking?"...
TAKE THAT? pffft... Lest we forget Earl’s Court ‘95.