Originally written by TheBoyDeadly · 5 October 2007
It has been brought to DrownedinSound.com's attention that Steve Jones, presenter of Channel 4's Transmission with T-Mobile show, wanks with two hands.
The confession came as Steve and namesake Kelly Jones of Stereophonics chatted during the show's regular sketch, 'Parallel Pricks'.
What follows is a transcript from this week's Transmission..., which airs on Channel 4 tonight at 11.35pm. The pair were ambling through a discussion of a recent nightclub scuffle Jones, K. got himself into; leaving the gruffler with a massive 'gash' - cue mirth - on his arm when grunts aligned in frequency and the magic happened.
Kelly Jones: Left hand's coming in very strong. Steve Jones: Yeah? Strong wrists. (laughter) KJ: The strength is building up. SJ: I normally wank with two hands. (laughter) KJ: Do you? SJ: Yeah. KJ: At the same time? SJ: It's a big job. KJ: I tried to do it with the bandage on to make it feel like it was somebody else's hand but it was a bit slow. (laughter) SJ: Do you promise to come back and play the show? KJ: Yeah well, I'd love to, yeah, definitely. SJ: Stick around 'cause I'll treat you to some bevvies later, coz you need cheering up. KJ: I will. SJ: Kelly Jones everyone.
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