Originally written by TheBoyDeadly · 8 May 2008
Madonna’s 50 and she’s still sexually active. And you know you want her. She knows. Come now, no need for embarrassment – she’s still hot! She’s still got it! Yeah. You want it. Blatantly.
Madonna will embark upon a world tour later this year so that we can all celebrate the fact that her glands are still secreting together. That's what pop music's about, man. And though it’d probably be more apt to call it ‘feedbag’, ‘dog’s dinner’ or ‘pig trough’ she’s called it ‘Sticky and Sweet’. Yeah, she’s still got it. You want it. You do.
What an intolerable fucking hag.
August 23 Cardiff Millennium Stadium 26 Nice, France Stade Charles Ehrmann 28 Berlin, Germany Olympic Stadium
September 2 Amsterdam, Holland Arena 4 Dusseldorf, Germany LTU Arena 6 Rome, Italy Olympic Stadium 9 Frankfurt, Germany Commerzbank Arena 11 London Wembley Stadium 20 Paris, France Stade de France
October 3 East Rutherford, US Izod Centre 6 New York City, US Madison Square Garden 7 New York City, US Madison Square Garden 15 Boston, US TD BankNorth Garden 18 Toronto, Canada Air Canada Centre 22 Montreal, Canada Bell Centre 26 Chicago, US United Center 30 Vancouver, Canada BC Place Stadium
November 1 Oakland, US Oracle Arena 4 San Diego, US Petco Park 6 Los Angeles, US Dodger Stadium 8 Los Angeles, US MGM Grand Garden Arena 11 Denver, US Pepsi Center 16 Houston, US Minute Maid Park 19 Philadelphia. US Wachovia Center 22 Atlantic City, US Boardwalk Hall 24 Atlanta, US Philips Arena 26 Miami, US Dolphin Stadium
Tickets go on sale at 9am next Friday the 16th of May. She also plays Radio 1’s free Big Weekend this weekend - details.