Originally written by Mike Diver · 10 February 2006
Madonna is to tour this summer, according to MTV.
Madonna told viewers of the Ellen DeGeneres show her plans yesterday, saying: “Um, okay, I can’t hide it anymore. I’m going on tour this summer.”
Ellen, of course, likes ladies for real; Madonna merely likes to get kissin' with a pair of pop tarts when it suits.
Yup, that's it. About your business, people (i.e. it's almost home time, may as well hit the boozer now).