Originally written by Mike Diver · 11 October 2004
Tokyo Dragons
Get Em Off
Label: Island Release Date: 11/10/2004
I guess someone forgot to tell London chancers the Tokyo Dragons that The Darkness were just a dream. They never really happened, right? Good. That being the case, someone please tell these chumps to stop already with the cockrawk. 'Get Em Off' is the band's second release; I can only assume that the first was better for them to have gotten this far. The only notable plus to it is that it does stick in the head for five minutes or so. That said, so do cocktail sticks if you really push them in hard. The difference is that cocktail sticks are usually associated with something of substance - cheese and pineapple, maybe, or an old man's wrinkled cock and a pickled onion. The Tokyo Dragons are as deep as a puddle of piss outside your grotty local. Get Em Lost.
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