Originally written by Luke Slater · 28 September 2009

Industrial noise artists Throbbing Gristle, or more specifically the band's sound manipulation man, Chris Carter, have just announced the latest in a whole series of technological instruments, this time called a 'Gristleism'. Which is a rather neat name (via Limewire Blog).

There had previously been the Gristleizer, the effects processor used by the band, but the Gristleism is a wholly (OK, perhaps not) different prospect altogether. It is, according to the official website, "THE THROBBING GRISTLE PALM-SIZED LOOP PLAYBACK MACHINE". WANT.

It contains thirteen loops, a volume control, pitch control, "extended range" and comes in three colours, black, red and chrome. On/in it is a mix of experimental noise, drone, classic melodies and rhythms. Apparently. As you can also see it has a 50mm speaker and it's retailing at £19.99. I'll get two! One for Sundays!

Here's what one might look like in your (small and slightly deformed) hand:

Here's a SPECIAL EDITION, complete with badge:

And here's a Gristleism IN A BLOODY BOX!

Here's the tracklist for the (?) Gristleism:

• Persuasion

• Hamburger Lady

• Twenty Jazz Funk Greats

• Thank You Brian

• Maggot Death

• Rabbit Snare

• Lyre Liar

• Wimpy Bar

• Sex String Theory

• Heathen Earth

• Industrial Intro

• R & D

• After After Cease To Exist

Here's about half of those tracks on a hastily-but-lovingly knocked up Spotify playlist.

You can pre-order this funky little box and find out more details from here.

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