Originally written by Jeffrey Onions · 5 May 2005
The king of the swingers has published a load of political lyrics to coincide with today's ballot box-ering. The song's called 'Between The Devil And The Deep Blue Sea'. Give a fuck...
Anyway, here's his rhymes. Note the use of "ya", like Rage Against The Machine or something. Cool...
Vote for me, vote for me I'm the politician with the policies to set you free Time for an election So what's your selection? Caught between the devil and the deep blue sea
Soapbox speakin', power speakin' Gonna light the nation in its darkest hour Craving the keys to the rein of power
Love me, trust me, cast me your vote X marks the spot Let me be the first past the post Don't vote for me and ya can't complain Let me be a law-maker In the game where a dreamer can become a shaker
Filled with derision? Can't make a decision? Stuck between the devil and the deep blue sea
Re-count! Re-count! Who spoilt the papers? Say nobody vote for no one No others, no Tory or Labour Just got left with 30m spoilt ballot papers
DiScuss: Does Ian Brown know what time of day it is? Has he voted yet? Have you? What? Have I? Oh bugger...