Chart Round-up

Christmas is coming, the goose is getting so fat both its ankles have broken and all the other fowl have begun to peck at its flesh. This goose is...

The Ghost of Christmas Past haunts the charts this week, with classics of yesteryear from Mariah Carey, The Pogues and Kirsty MacColl, Wham! and Wi...

It’s gone eerily quiet in the singles chart this week; it is, we fear, the calm before the almighty shit-storm that is the rush for Christmas numbe...

The album charts are about as bare as Harry Potter’s balls this week, save for a few nonentities milling about disinterestedly - seriously, who are...

This week's charts remind me of a cigarette butt dancing at the bottom of an escalator; I look upon it, and am filled with a sense of the futility...

Leona Lewis might be sitting pretty at number one for another week, but we're most interested to see Whitney Houston laying off the everything long...