This Week's Singles

This week's column includes some TOP LEVEL ADVICE for dealing with yoots on buses. Warning: may not hactually work outside of Norfolk.

This week's round-up of all things small and darling is about barbershops, razor blades, takeaway heart attacks and having a furious row about the...

This week's column is about age, MORRIS DANCING, singles that sound like British Airways adverts and old lady fragrances.

Single of the Week! Cults - ‘Go Outside’ (In The Name Of / Columbia) Cults will make you listen to their glockenspiel if it kills them...

Not one mention of Valentine's Day in the whole, darn column. Not a one. That's just COLD.

A warning: this week the number of wicked new sounds is in inverse proportion to the number of mangled analogies used to describe them. All this me...